Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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