I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
You are a booty call, not a friend.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Randomize
