check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I want to have your abortion
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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