What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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