grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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