the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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