I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
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i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
We just shotgunned beers for America
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
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I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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