When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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