Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
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