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(440): View more from Ohio

thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?

(216): View more from Ohio

... about that ...

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(304): View more from West Virginia

please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker

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(859): View more from Kentucky

this just has baby written all over it

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(914): View more from New York

What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?

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(210): View more from Texas

A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!

(503): View more from Oregon

Not okay.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?

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(713): View more from Texas

Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.

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(214): View more from Texas

New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!

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