y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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