Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
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im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
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It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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