Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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