you win again, gameday.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Randomize
