i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
my poor anus
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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