Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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