just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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