You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
