I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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