Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I love black thongs
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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