So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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