Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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