I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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