Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
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Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
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I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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