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Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
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I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
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I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
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When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
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