who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
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My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
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She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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