Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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