i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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