am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
