I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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