Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
