we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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