He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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