Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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