i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
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It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
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Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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