i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
they need to just BURY HIM!
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
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i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
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the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
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