theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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