The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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