some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I wish i was in the wii world.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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