WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
im calling her cock vulture from now on
There r osticjed everywhere
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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