so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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