Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
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i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
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Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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