trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
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Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
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We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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