You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
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Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
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He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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