I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
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I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
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BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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