I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
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if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
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Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
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