Have you finally orgasmed yet?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
where are you?
Hypothermia
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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