dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
Nicole vs. Life
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
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i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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