yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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