Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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