Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
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Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
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Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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