operation harelip BJ is a go
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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