idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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