need another drink. this is the easiest way
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Quick, to the slutcave!
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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