you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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